you-suck-at-football

Control the Ball Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football. Physics-Based This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall. One slip = massive progress loss No checkpoints in hard mode Every climb is earned Multiplayer Mayhem Play solo or in online multiplayer. “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!” “We were right at the top!!” “I swear I’m uninstalling.” Climb a Massive World of Rage From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships. Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty Vertical level design inspired by Only Up No loading screens, just pure upward pain Perfect for Streamers and Friends The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight Warning: This game will test your patience. Rage quits expected. Friendships may be lost. But if you make it to the top…